The Bully Pulpit

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To all Bulls fans, Chicago-natives, and guys waiting for Porn Hub to load— welcome to the Bully Pulpit!

Who are you, what do you want, and how did you know I was fapping?

Slow down there, friend. We’ll tackle those questions one at a time:

Who are you?

The Bully Pulpit was started in July of 2016 by two friends, former college roommates, and current displaced Chicagoland-natives, Ryan Graham and Tyler Garrison. We’re both recent college graduates in our early-to-mid twenties living in Dubuque, Iowa.

What do you want? 

To be honest, we just want to talk Bulls.

This site isn’t about making money, it’s not our full-time job, and quite frankly, we don’t really expect it to go anywhere.

But we like talking about the Bulls, we each know a lot about website design, so fuck it— we decided it’d be fun to start a blog.

If you enjoy our articles, feel free to drop us a like on Facebook. If not, that’s fine too. We’re not basketball experts, nor will we ever claim to be. We’re doing this because it’s something we both truly enjoy. And…

No, but in all seriousness, we want you to be part of the conversation as well. Don’t be shy! Send us your thoughts! Write an article for us! Drop a comment below! Tell us why we’re dumbasses! That’s what the internet is all about!

What can I expect from this blog?

Ooooh, bonus answer! You didn’t even ask this question but I’m going to answer it anyway.

Most of the content you’ll find on The Bully Pulpit will fall into one of the following categories:

  • News & Updates: If anything Bulls-related comes across the wire, we’ll cover it here.
  • Game Reactions: Anytime the Bulls play a game (not counting the preseason, because fuck the preseason), we’ll chime in with our overall reaction to the game shortly after. Disclaimer: If the Bulls play anything like they did for the majority of last season, there’s a chance our reactions might not be suitable for a PG-13 audience.
  • Opinion: This one’s pretty self-explanatory. If we have a Bulls thought, we’ll share it with you, and then you’ll get to tell us how dumb we are!

How did you know I was fapping? 

I’m spying on you through your webcam. And, not that it’s any of my business, man, but skin moisturizer isn’t lube. You’re gonna throw off the PH balance in your pecker if you keep using that. Go to Target and buy yourself a small bottle of all-purpose lube like a self-respecting adult.

What else? I don’t know, man. We’re excited to get started and we hope you’ll join us as we break down the train wreck we call Bulls basketball.

And as a disclaimer, because I don’t want to get sued— NO, we’re not in any way associated with the Chicago Bulls or National Basketball Association. All opinions expressed on this site are our own, and nothing that we say should be taken seriously. We do not represent anything but ourselves and the millions of angsty Bulls fans like us.

Get Sideshow Bob in the circle for tip-off, it’s time to get this blog started!

What Do You Think?

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